today at work the funniest thing happend
I work at an organic foodstore and this guy was calling his wife or girlfriend
”Hi darling, I’m at the hippie store, you want anything?”
and all the costumers (old people and fucking hippies) were looking at him”
like bitch wtf
and i could not control my laughter.
it was great.
- Andy: For your information, I've been with lots of beautiful women.
- Phyllis: Sexually?
- Andy: This conversation is over.